Reason why I have not been bull shitting...

Its been quite a while since my last post, so lots of bull to shit. 
Will just get on with it. 
What happens when your boss wants to be No 1 - 
1. No 1 in finishing whatever is assigned to him
2. No 1 in finishing whatever is assigned not to him but someone else - most probably someone he is competing with for his boss's attention
3. No 1 in finishing whatever is not assigned to anyone, but some piece of bull work floating around.
4. No 1 in finishing whatever work not even bloody exists

Answers are pretty simple -
1. You end up hating your boss and feel like building a tunnel to nowhere whenever you see him walking to your desk.
2. Since the tunnel thing is anyways.. bull... you end up working looooong hours
3. After working loooong hours... you end up consoling yourself that ... dont mind.. its for your own good. After all.. you are learning something.
4. Since the last line is such a piece of crap, you feel pretty disgusted by the time you reach home.
5. Since you are pretty disgusted by the time you are back, you end up lifting your spirits by disgusting someone else (last nite... I chatted with 2 ppl... in one of them, i just copied pasted whatever that person wrote to me for 15 straight mins. How irritating is that... and how patient the other person is. Second chat is too disgusting to even blog about. Public apology to the "chattee" from the "chatter". Wont happen again - atleast not with you :)
6. Apparently, disgusting others does not really do the trick - so you end up venting your $^%$%$ through hyperbull

I just hope it all works.... Bye