Reason why I have not been bull shitting...

Its been quite a while since my last post, so lots of bull to shit. 
Will just get on with it. 
What happens when your boss wants to be No 1 - 
1. No 1 in finishing whatever is assigned to him
2. No 1 in finishing whatever is assigned not to him but someone else - most probably someone he is competing with for his boss's attention
3. No 1 in finishing whatever is not assigned to anyone, but some piece of bull work floating around.
4. No 1 in finishing whatever work not even bloody exists

Answers are pretty simple -
1. You end up hating your boss and feel like building a tunnel to nowhere whenever you see him walking to your desk.
2. Since the tunnel thing is anyways.. bull... you end up working looooong hours
3. After working loooong hours... you end up consoling yourself that ... dont mind.. its for your own good. After all.. you are learning something.
4. Since the last line is such a piece of crap, you feel pretty disgusted by the time you reach home.
5. Since you are pretty disgusted by the time you are back, you end up lifting your spirits by disgusting someone else (last nite... I chatted with 2 ppl... in one of them, i just copied pasted whatever that person wrote to me for 15 straight mins. How irritating is that... and how patient the other person is. Second chat is too disgusting to even blog about. Public apology to the "chattee" from the "chatter". Wont happen again - atleast not with you :)
6. Apparently, disgusting others does not really do the trick - so you end up venting your $^%$%$ through hyperbull

I just hope it all works.... Bye

Pressure....

 I have been under tremendous pressure. Have not got a wink of shut eye since....and
when my body finally gave way...Have  woken up in the middle of the night, sweating like a pig. Then wandered around the house 
like a zombie, watching mindless TV shit, working the remote like am playing 3D Mortal Combat on PS10. Gone to office absolutely drained of energy. Dozing off in the 
meetings, extending deadlines till they are finally dead, shirking work to the extent that 
I have been nominated as the honorary president, CEO, et al of the LBS (read Lazy Bummers Society) in the company I work for (mind you, 
there are 50,000 more ppl in the same company). 

This morning I woke up with the cliched sun rise and decided to put an end to all this.
To undo the Bull going around in my life. Bottom line - to think why the hell is this happening.

And Eureka, I have found it. The reason for all above is that I dont want to be the last one making debut on the Hyperbull Blog. And here I am.  I have done it. I am not the last one. Yahooooooooooooo..... Yippeeee..... As eM would have said....Tra la la.....

Before you break the comps you are are reading this on - last two lines.

On this momentous occassion, I would like to thank Smoochy for creating this blog where
we can vent out the bull which no one listens to. Most of all, I would like to thank the Bull shitters I have met in the last 6-7 yrs who have inspired me to go on record wih B, because hello.... Bull sells. (before that, couldnt really differentiate between B and Non B).

Now that am off the mark (with a home run - I would like to believe), will be back with more meaningful B soon. Till then, keep (d)Reading :)